Majesty Perfume for Men Review
This review is from: Clive Christian Imperial Majesty Perfume for Men 16.9 oz Perfume (Misc.)
This bottle of liquid superiority immerses my senses with pure delight! Originally I purchased this little treasure for myself and immediately bought twenty more for my closest of friends. I use only a splash in the morning as aftershave and a small dab on my backside to keep people guessing. When I enter a room people immediately know I am there. The smell of my accomplishments accompany my every move. I have also found from a friend that this makes for an excellent bubble bath addition! Half a bottle and the bath feels like I am a God (which I am).
On a recent flight to my Eastern compound I spilled a bottle in my jet. We had to make an emergency landing due to the overwhelming awesome aroma in Frankfurt, Germany. I have no idea why my pilot was upset. He was privileged enough to have gotten some on his shoe. Largest tip he will ever get was spilt on his shoe and he didn't even thank his Majesty. The audacity of some people astonishes me!
his review is from: Clive Christian Imperial Majesty Perfume for Men 16.9 oz Perfume (Misc.) I won a very lucrative "slip-n-fall" lawsuit against Walmart and soon found myself on an epic spending spree for about two years. I thought I got everything I, or anyone else for that matter, wanted. With all the houses, cars, and fly threads, I still felt very incomplete and soon fell into a deep depression no money could buy out. Prior to my hefty award, I usually purchased my "smell good" from the local pharmacy in one gallon jugs for about $10. After my award and accelerated trip up the class level, I learned that the paradox of perfumes was that the smaller the bottle, the more expensive it is. So for two years, this is how I based my purchase of bottles of smell good. I totally ignored the Clive Christian Imperial Majesty Perfume for Men because I thought that at 16.9 oz, the perfume would be in the cheap smell good category - but alas, I never looked at the price. Then years of low class living made me balk at purchasing because at $400K+, 16.9 oz is not nearly enough to warrant a purchase. I mean come on; I've purchased oil tankers for cheaper - even with a full load of oil included. But, as I mentioned, I was in a depression and could not snap out of it and pulled the trigger anyway desperate for any resolve to my crises. Note: I did save some money by choosing a slower shipping speed.
The longer wait was worth it! Just one sniff of this stuff pulled me out of my depression and made me whole! Imagine sitting in a luxury box at the Super Bowl with a supermodel on each side and another performing a lap dance and Chuck Norris jumps out of an exploding TBS Blimp 1000 feet in the air landing on the 50 yard line and kicking 100 ninja butts for the halftime show. This super cool super bowl event is about 1/10 the sensation of the perfume's power to stimulate the senses...seriously. I do not even splash this perfume on me but carry it around and just open the top and take a sniff; that is all I need to get me through the day.
his review is from: Clive Christian Imperial Majesty Perfume for Men 16.9 oz Perfume (Misc.) I bought this one with the hope that after 60 years of saving money, a virgin like me could finally get laid (I avoided having a girlfriend to save money, I didn't even think about getting a prostitute because... you know... costly). So now whenever I put half a drop on my "little boy", it attracted every female nearby (within 1km diameter). The odor is so strong that it went through my condom too, the girls kept screaming about it, some of them told me the perfume actually went inside their body like you putting oil in car engine. I'm totally satisfied with the perfume and strongly recommend any virgin out there who wants to get laid so badly, it worth the money, yo.
This review is from: Clive Christian Imperial Majesty Perfume for Men 16.9 oz Perfume (Misc.)
This product is simply amazing. I was so excited when it came to my house I felt like a little boy on Christmas. All of my friends tell me i smell like a million bucks. and the funny thing is is that it cost me a half a mil! but hey it is sure worth it. so if you can actually afford it (like me) BUY IT!!
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